Academy of Model Aeronautics

That's right. I was taking a leak at the airport when I overheard two of the pilots speaking to one another. Apparently there is a small air strip hidden in Brazil where they genetically implant DNA from Wilbur Wright into the bodies of new born babies. At age four the babies are given exotic sounding names and a band saw. They begin by cutting out ribs and capstrips by he time they are six.-----------------------
Well one of them flushed the toilet and I didn't catch the rest of their conversation..I can only assume that them kids grew up to be the pilots I heard talking..

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrY3PaiUkSQ&NR=1